Friday, January 13, 2006

Today I have learned...


...not to sing Phantom of the Opera's "Prima Donna" in the seemingly deserted hallway as I carry an armload of newspapers to the trash, gesturing roundly and grandly with the other arm. There may be someone coming around the corner.

If such a thing were to happen, my book of Worst Case Scenarios instructs me to avert my eyes, pretend nothing out of the ordinary has happened, and hurry on my way.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee, I hope you didn't hurt him/her!

Anonymous said...

I would have given lots of money to have that on film...

Anonymous said...

Do the hallway acoustics measure up to your shower stall?
gfh