Things said by the crowd gathering around the Body of Phildippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, "We Won," and Died.
BY BRIAN HUBBARD
- "Gosh, he must have run five, six miles. He looks beat."
- "It seems that, after a clear conscience, the best thing for a man to take on a journey is a little water."
- "I admire his diction."
- "Back up. Give him a little room to catch his breath."
Possible First Names for Count Chocula.
BY ADAM SELZER
- Steve
- Don
- Todd
- Norm
- Lawrence
- George
- Bradley
7 Habits of Highly Successful People.
BY BRENDON LLOYD
- Skiing
- Yachting
- Snorkeling
- Golf
- Polo
- Dinner parties
- Shopping
Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters.
BY ADAM KOFORD
- Chunky
- Super-charged
- Pondy
- Wine-a-licious
- Caffeinated
- Sludgy
Food and Drink Combinations That Would Make a Horrible Afterschool Snack but a Great Buddy Cop Team.
BY LISA SEGER
- Pickles and Mad Dog
- Marmite and Everclear
- Scrapple and Bosco
- Eggs and Falstaff
- Salami and Zima
- Chichirrones and Sangria
- Skittles and Hot Dog Water
3 comments:
Bosco: C'mon Scrapple, let's nail him!
Jonathan, I think that merlot you brewed up could be described as "pondy"...
No offense on that last comment, of course...It was through no fault of your own the "merlot mix" didn't turn out.
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